Abhishek Upmanyu tweets that will make you say 'So trueee..."

Twitter is a funny funny place, and it could get a lot funnier if you happen to follow people who are just about comfortable talking for hours on stage or encapsulating the strange ramblings of their minds under 140 characters. Abhishek Upmanyu is one of those guys.

A stand-up comedian for business, and a randomly creative, oft hilarious, a little too philosophically aware and a glass half full, but there is clearly more room for more alcohol kinda person, Abhishek Upmanyu tweets with regularity and always with a sense of humor!

A Delhiwala by birth, and Mumbaikar by choice, Abhishek Upmanyu is not the Twitter tweeter we need but the Twitter tweeter we deserve (Okay I'm not a comedian and you can see why!). Check out some of Abhishek Upmanyu's funniest tweets and go LOL!

P.S.: TWEETS ARE TO BE STRICTLY READ IN ABHISHEK UPMANYU'S TONE!

1. That burn will require some medical attention.

2. Mortal enemies from today onwards!

3. Narcissism is love

4. Zabardasti gyaani friends are the worst

5. Fake sympathy mat dikha uncle!

6. Arre bolll...

7. Prepare oats. Walk towards dustbin. Throw it. Order a pizza

8. Is faced with a sudden realization of ugliness.

9. "Happy rehne ka koi reason bhi toh de de beta" right?

10. I'm not even saying anything.

11. Aadmi khudke jaal me fass chuka hai

12. Well... don't you just hate it?

13. HAHAHA

14. Best anti smoking tweet ever

15. Checkmate.

Take some time. LOL it out.