#LetsKetchup: If there are dialogues from 2022 that made an impact on the audience, there are many that also felt absolutely cringe-worthy and difficult to fathom that it’s actually written by someone!
Movie dialogues have often become a part of our pop culture. From recreating them to taking them as life lessons, we’ve truly been consumed by them more times than one. But seldom what also happens is dialogues become a topic of laughter and rightfully so because dialogue writers do miss the vision sometimes in the process of trying too hard to sound natural. These dialogues from 2022 feel unrelatable because none of us speak that way so it feels very odd to hear. Add bad acting to it on top of that and you have the perfect recipe for getting trolled in 2022!
The most obvious one this year is of course Brahmastra! Yes, it really takes the cake when it comes to bad dialogues because it was a movie everyone was anticipating for way too long. So when the dialogues made no sense to the majority of the people who watched the movie, it goes without saying that the whole country would be talking about it. There are many others who joined Brahmastra in the bad dialogues club. These are all content helmed by some of the most popular faces in Bollywood, such as Ek Villain Returns starring Arjun Kapoor and Disha Patani, or Ajay Devgn and Siddharth Malhotra’s Thank God. As you read them, there’s a high chance you’ll ask yourself if this is really a movie from 2022 or like the 80s!
If nothing else, just go through the list if you’re having a bad day and wanna have a laugh!
“Brahmastra wo gol gol pizza jaisa hai “– Brahmastra Part One: Shiva
“Ek bar jo Aashram aa gya na. U-turn toh na hai koi”– Aashram season 3
“Tumhe apna power on karne ke liye apne aap ko on karna padega” – Brahmastra Part One: Shiva
“Tujhe namak ko chini lagake, aachar ki tarah bartan main hamesha ke liye rakh dena chahiye, kyun ki poori mumbai main tum ekach piece aahe.” – Ek Villian Returns
“Kya hua Shiva? Hua kya Shiva? Shiva… Shiva… Shiva…”– Brahmastra Part One: Shiva
“Life ka ek hi rule hai bhairav, maar do ya mar jaao” – Ek Villain Returns
“Tum Brahmansh ke member ban jao, main tumhe DJ se dragon bana dunga” – Brahmastra Part One: Shiva
“Hero ki yahi toh hai kamzori, uske liye herogiri hai zaroori” –Ek Villain Returns
“Isha mera button hai”– Brahmastra Part One: Shiva
“Ek lion aur tiger ki aulaad hai ye, cross breed hai mera beta” – Liger
“Roshni ek light hai, light wo roshni hai jo sabke andheron se badi hai” – Brahmastra Part One: Shiva
“I am going to Hollywood to pursue my career in acting” – Liger
“Meri mummy kehti thi zindagi gol gappe jaisi hondi hai. Pet bhale hi bhar jaave, mann nahi bharta.” – Laal Singh Chaddha
“Na toh tum mare ho aur na zinda ho, beech main kahin latke ho” – Thank God
“Jo main Kahungi, wahi hoga or usse bhi zyada zaruri, jo main nahi kahungi vo nahi hoga” – Rudra: The Edge of Darkness
Are there any other dialogues from 2022 that just didn’t seem right to you? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!
This article is a part of our #LetsKetchup series that sums up the year that was from our perspective! Hope you enjoy reading this series this time of the year!
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