When we say hilarious valentine’s day tweets we mean it! It seems like all the Forever Alone(s) and the Forever Sarcastic(s) got on Twitter for the perfect date.
(Disclaimer: This article has been penned down for spreading smiles & bringing the community of unaccompanied, strikingly smart people come together in solidarity on the occasion of otherwise known as “Single Awareness Day”)
If you started the year on a single note or never found the right one throughout these years, you’d be dreading the V-Day that is at our disposal. Well, you’re not alone. There are thousands chanting –
If you’re feeling sad about being #ForeverAlone, channel your inner Leslie Knope and celebrate Galentines OR Balentines with these tweets.
Well, looks like Zakir Khan found the perfect representation of #HaqSeSingle
Valentines Day pic.twitter.com/GSAPTFNgEv
— Sam Reece (@SamReece) January 23, 2018
We feel you
Hellooo FEBRUARY, the month of loveeeeee?? but who am I kidding?… I am #foreveralone pic.twitter.com/fakcNxCiDj
— call me WHIFFANY? (@Whiffany) February 1, 2018
I doubt Vodka is the answer but I guess it’s worth a shot.
I’ve got a date with a tall handsome bottle of vodka this Valentine’s Day ??#singlevalentine #willyoubemyvalentine pic.twitter.com/4ylno1jo43
— eliza #SANVERS (@elizaxtweets) February 8, 2018
Story of your life too?
The only calls I get :
1. Papa’s call
2. Mummy’s call
3. Bestie’s call
4. Nature’s Call#singlelife#ValentinesDay#foreverakela
— 『 K R I S H N A 』 (@krishna10______) February 2, 2018
<3 is shaped like a Pizza for a reason, bruh
Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift**
**pizza that I paid for
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 14, 2015
if you’re single on valentines day it’s because you are ugly and boring don’t ever forget that
— f. (@stressedmuslim) February 3, 2018
Let it go, buddy
When you see couples on valentines day but you’re kutay wrgy single pic.twitter.com/USwkB7Qq9U
— Foji®™ (@Planet_Wala) February 3, 2018
Sailing in the same boat
When they ask me why am I single on Valentines day : pic.twitter.com/jCUJLgCy4N
— پرژە (@przha) February 1, 2018
Can’t wait for Instagram to remind me how single I am by showing Valentines Day posts 4 days in a row
— Tony (@tonyament) February 7, 2018
You’re not alone
Valentines day is cancelled this year due to my failing love life ? Thank you .
— jas ?? (@___jkitty) January 21, 2018
The only reason I’m looking forward to 14th February
Can’t wait for Valentines Day. I’m gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting “Knew I’d find you here! You bastard” then run out.
— Ruthe Repeal Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
catch me on valentines day wearing a flowy top, crossfaded off allergy meds and a glass of wine, twirling to fleetwood mac in my bedroom mirror
— jaboukie young-black (@jaboukie) January 25, 2018
If u dont got nobody for Valentines Day this year go out n treat yourself to whatever dont be on this app tweetin sad shit
— huncho (@lultrev) January 27, 2018
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