It’s Anna Kendrick’s birthday –the queen of sarcasm! Fans love her not just for her amazing acting skills but also for her wit, sassiness, and humor. The 34 year old actress is known for her work in various movies such as The Pitch Perfect series, The Twilight Series, and What To Expect When You’re Expecting, and A Simple Favor to name a few.
Kendrick has always been one of the celebrities that don’t exude pride and are humble. Her girl next door personality further helps people to relate with her characters and connect with her as a person.
If you thought that was awesome, wait till you see Kendrick’s twitter handle! She’s effortlessly funny which makes me love her even more! Have a look at some of the best Anna Kendrick tweets:
1. By that comparison, I’m Kingfisher.
I'm so unreliable. I'm the airline of people.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 8, 2019
2. Stationery is love!
I got a new P touch label maker and I talk about it like it’s a sketchy new religion that’s changing my life. If it asked me to cut off contact with friends & family I probably would.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 23, 2019
3. Seriously, you had one job.
Sweatpants without pockets, you can fuck all the way off.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 3, 2019
4. I feel you, Anna. I truly do.
Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 26, 2015
5. Touch my friend and I’ll kill you!
When you are awake at 4:30 in the morning for no GD reason and you check Twitter to find that (on the day you need her most) your good pal Ambien is being dragged through the mud pic.twitter.com/Uw7OB4ZYy1
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 30, 2018
6. Tbh, I check my bank balance first and realize I don’t even have the money to look at stuff.
My online shopping style:
Put everything I like in the cart.
Edit until I’m down to one item.
Decide it’s not even worth typing out my credit card info.
Watch free porn.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 21, 2018
7. Or the willingness.
I didn’t text you back because I couldn’t find the right gif.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 4, 2018
8. Read: Inventor of Suicide Room.
"I don't know, sometimes I just wish there was a room you could sit in that made breathing harder."
– inventor of the sauna
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 24, 2018
9. At least you have a job, Anna. *cries in a corner*
I think my favorite thing about finishing a big job is getting really really sick as soon as it's over. (And feeling sorry for myself, apparently.) pic.twitter.com/Cj9Dx1wVv4
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 20, 2018
10. These days I’m not even sure I wouldn’t.
Sometimes I feel like I could pull off the perfect murder. I'm not saying I would… but I think I could.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 23, 2016
11. Anna posting tweets from the future!
"Remember when we all pretended to like mushroom shavings that tasted like feet just bc they were expensive?"
-everyone in ten years re: truffles
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 15, 2017
12. Turns out lots of people did. *facepalm*
I'm gonna miss the eclipse and I'm really worried no one is gonna post a crappy picture of it on instagram.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 21, 2017
13. To top it off, I’m too lazy to shave most of the time!
Direct sunlight: that helpful friend who points out all the spots you missed shaving
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 9, 2017
14. Sadistic pleasure, YASS!
Twitter: "Oh noooo, Arya and Dany are getting all bloodthirsty and going bad!"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 8, 2017
15. Maybe. Or maybe you’re too stressed to take notice of them, just saying.
I've still never seen a fidget spinner in person. So I guess I've made all the correct life choices?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 19, 2017
16. Wait. That’s a real thing?
when I see someone going about their life without crippling self-doubt pic.twitter.com/rqgYl6tOkW
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 6, 2017
17. Also, when someone vents and I’m thinking, “Do I look like I care?”
When I put in a new tampon and five minutes later think, "but did I take out my old tampon?" pic.twitter.com/8gMeZspIvn
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 27, 2017
18. This is like asking why do Indian soap actresses sleep dressed like brides –no one knows!
Why is every TV detective also a fashion expert?
"Our witness is a plumber but he's wearing Gucci shoes – must have a sugar mama." pic.twitter.com/PoCFXI6GuT
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 24, 2017
19. Every student ever.
( ….. I'm doing a really good "listening face" …… I wonder what they're saying ….. )
– me all the time
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 13, 2017
20. So you’re saying I can’t do it right away? Damn!
Is a museum just an endurance test of how long you can last before you start making silly comments about the art?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 10, 2017
21. Because more hours mean you get to spend more time with anxiety. Woohoo!
Why do I wish for more hours in the day when I spend so much of the time I DO have pinning "healthy recipes" I KNOWWW I'm never gonna try?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 6, 2017
22. Additionally, ‘yes’, ‘hmm’, and ‘right’ work too.
Me: "Sorry, I couldn't hear you."
Them: <mumbles the same sentence again>
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 27, 2017
23. This is exactly how my friends react when I’m in public.
When you know someone is crazy but your friends are like, "What are you talking about they seem great!" pic.twitter.com/FqUxIgIATs
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 6, 2017
Hands down, Anna Kendrick is my spirit animal! I love how she makes everyone feel she’s not a famous celebrity but just a normal woman walking the streets. The world needs more people like you Anna. Happy Birthday!