Moms can be sweet, caring, thoughtful and absolutely savage at the same time. Just like Bollywood movies, we’ve all had our moms incessantly inquire about our lunch status, late nights and of course our love lives don’t fall under the privacy parameters for them either. So, it’s obvious that they’d use the immediate texting service to be as involved in our lives as they can be with their Mom Texts, no matter how sweet or savage!
In our generation of texts over calls, our mothers are finally catching on and how! Knowingly or unknowingly (blame it on auto-correct!), our mothers manage to send us hilarious (read: savage) replies that leave us dumbfounded! Sometimes I think our moms are the ones who have mastered the art of sarcasm in its true sense. We’ve got some rib-tickling Mom Texts here, that will make your day in no time!
Check out these savage Mom Texts here:
I don’t think Jesus would care enough honestly.
— A L E X (@Alex_zedra) March 21, 2018
Always looking after the budgets.
— allie ❂ (@fannnnning) May 29, 2019
So that I lose the two friends I have? No thanks, mom.
Mom: Did you know there is a coagulant in spit? That's why dogs lick their wounds.
Me: I had no idea!!
Mom: Something to share at a cocktail party (or bible study).
— Rachel Joy Welcher (@racheljwelcher) February 28, 2018
The thin warning laced behind the LOL is not very well veiled.
— MerKitty (@Lady_MERmalade) November 13, 2018
Could be though.
Just texted my mom:
Me: By the way, low key almost got killed today in an accident
My Mom: Who the fuck is lo key
Me: omg Mom
I just can't right now 😂
*sends screenshot of low-key definition*
My Mom: Is he a rapper?
Me: sure, why not *sighs* #MomTexts #MomFail
— Alex Storm (@AlexStormCam) June 25, 2019
Psychology got nothing on mom. Church does however.
— ⟨ Hayley | Zibilich ⟩ (@waxwinggambler) October 31, 2017
Pub run and mom with Bigfoot. I think I would need a drink after this.
— Bethany Cordell 🎄 (@bethanycordell) March 12, 2018
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I wouldn’t be surprised if my mom sent me this thinking I’ve taken up the job of selling popcorn.
— Michael Barnum (@barnumichael) December 30, 2017
Knowing you’re not the favorite one and having to face it on text are two very different things!
— kelsatude (@kelsatude) March 8, 2018
— Micki Cowan (@mickicowan) January 29, 2018
I honestly lost it at ‘don’t say sex on Facebook’!
— Rachel Joy Welcher (@racheljwelcher) February 21, 2018
Thanks for the clarification…I guess?
— Leann Spruell (@spruellmama) March 12, 2018
I will never forget the time I informed my mom that I’d be coming home late one night and she replied saying, ‘So? What am I supposed to do with that?’ It made me finally realize that I’m probably not as important as I thought I was. *laughing it off on the outside*
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