Do you feel bored at a bar because you’re tired of the same old, ‘Can I buy you a drink?’ Or worse, ‘Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? Coz you look like an angel!’ *Major cringe* Well, my introverted friends who want to scream, ‘Will you please put some brains behind your pick up lines?!’ at everyone –we have got the perfect list for you!
Twitter is useful for a lot of things, including some good (and funny!) pick up lines. Or at least that’s what the ‘nerd’ community would think (that includes me!). It’s time for us to get inspiration from these #GeekPickUpLines!
1. Dayum girl!
do you have 11 protons and 12 neutrons? 'cause you're sodium fine #GeekPickUpLines
— Mama Kat (@katmrh) June 4, 2015
2. Now, isn’t that the perfect combination? *wink wink*
My servers never go down, but I do #GeekPickUpLines
— Daytona ҉ (@IDSninja) June 4, 2015
3. Do you see the efforts the guy has put in the places of decimals? People don’t even put that many in their relationships these days.
#GeekPickUpLines – Mmm, I'd love a slice of your 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280…
— Kerrin Tarr (@KerrinTarr) January 4, 2016
4. Okay. I have no words. I’m busy laughing!
"Damn girl, are you sitting on an F5? Because that ass is refreshing." #GeekPickupLines
— Alex M ??? (@geeklex) October 27, 2017
5. You’re off to a good start at least.
— Aby (@AClumsyOaf) March 19, 2018
6. Um, thanks? I guess?
Your eyes shine like the stars, but the ones that haven't been dead for billions of years. #GeekPickUpLines
— Oedipal Arrangements (@6to12elbow) September 16, 2015
7. It’s really just about the facts.
#GeekPickUpLines If you will be my Kirk, then it is only logical that I be your Spock.
— Spock and Hugh (@logicalVulcan01) June 5, 2015
8. Ooh, noice!
You and I together squared is irrational but never ending #GeekPickUpLines
— Darnell ?? (@trini87) June 4, 2015
9. Aw, that’s the most organized cute thing to say!
— MegaMunchies (@Mega_Munchies) June 4, 2015
10. No one can resist the Khal charm. No one.
— Ash M. (@ArtfulRaptor) June 4, 2015
11. Sugar, spice and everything nice (not)!
"I like my women like I like my periodic tables….with some bad elements" #GeekPickUpLines
— Darren Carter (@DarrenCarter) February 7, 2018
12. This is so sweet!
— Claire's (@claires) June 4, 2015
Guys and girls, we need to UP OUR GAME like right now! Us introverts are just waiting for you to find the perfect #GeekPickUpLine for us, and BAM! You got yourself a treasure!