Most of us have a distinct yet vague memory of watching Uday Chopra’s antics in the Dhoom films and from posters of films we never watched. Absent from the public eye for roughly a decade now, Uday Chopra tweets prove two things – that he has either lost his mind, or attained enlightenment.

If you do follow him on Twitter, you may have noticed that after he delighted us with his ramblings for quite a while, he phased out and Uday Chopra tweets stopped coming in after August 2017.

I wept.

Uday Chopra on Twitter

I felt the emptiness in my life. But no more.

Uday Chopra tweets

Uday Chopra reemerged during late March 2018 and has shed the pretentiousness and burden of all our mainstream and inconsequential lives.

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Here’s how the keeper of modern wisdom and the holder of the key to Nirvana, slowly projected his greatness on us, mediocre peasants.

Uday Chopra tweets

Uday Chopra on Twitter

Uday Chopra tweets

Uday Chopra on Twitter

Uday Chopra tweets

Uday Chopra on Twitter

It was all fun and games until Uday Chopra started tweeting stuff that would take a team of cryptologists to decipher and my dumbass brain started lagging.

Uday Chopra tweets

Trust me it get’s better.

Uday Chopra tweets

Uday Chopra on Twitter

Uday Chopra tweets

Uday Chopra on Twitter

Uday Chopra tweets

I know what you’re thinking. We all need to find where Uday scores his stuff but then are any of us capable of any of that^?

Well this insane series of events took an even more amazing turn.

Whatever Uday was smoking turned him into one of the greatest reverse Sanjeev Kapoor on the planet. Don’t believe me? Have a look you simple minded, ketchup-dipping-french-fry-eater!

Uday Chopra tweets

WHAT!?

Uday Chopra tweets

WHaAT!???

Uday Chopra tweets

I am really lost…Uday Chopra tweets

Please, uday, pleaseUday Chopra tweets

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD?!

Here’s a bonus because you made it to the end. 

Uday Chopra on Twitter

Go ahead, Google it. 

Never had a pedicure. Does it show?

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Another bonus from his equally amazing Instagram account because reasons.

So, that was my day, what about you?